FLOP
THE WORST THING EVER
🤡 INVEST YOUR LIFE SAVINGS NOW 🤡
📈 📊 📉 💥 ☠️ 🪦
Price: $0.00000000001
(getting worse every second)
⚠️⚠️⚠️ THIS IS LITERALLY A SCAM ⚠️⚠️⚠️
(but memes tho 😂😂😂)
🔥💀🚀🔥💀🚀🔥💀🚀
REAL REVIEWS FROM REAL IDIOTS:
😭 Dave: "I sold my house for FLOP. Now I'm living in a dumpster behind Wendy's. Thanks Gerald! 10/10"
🤮 Karen: "My boyfriend left me for FLOP. At least the coin is worthless too lol"
💀 John: "What even is FLOP? I don't know but I bought $50k of it??? Send help"
🐢 Gerald (Dev): "I forgor what I was doing"
🗺️ ROADMAP TO DISASTER:
📅 DAY 1: Launch (we did it!!!)
📅 DAY 2: Dev runs away with $200
📅 DAY 3: Community realises it's a scam
📅 DAY 4: Fight on Discord (1 person showed up)
📅 DAY 5: Rebrand as different coin
📅 DAY 6: Go to jail
🤡💎🤡💎🤡💎
☠️🪦☠️🪦☠️🪦